No Day But Today
lucienfairfux:

cheesiestart:

so Commander Shepard was in Cards Against Humanity

[laughs] ……….. [cries]

lucienfairfux:

cheesiestart:

so Commander Shepard was in Cards Against Humanity

[laughs] ……….. [cries]

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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simplycameronc:

mexicansblog:

hopeissuffering:

fuzzykitty01:

orangewave:

bakamic:

izzy-sukeban-jones:

if you cut the tip off, how do you seal it when you save it for later?

^^^ Seriously. How do you store it after you open it?

Step one: step two: 

Y’all need Jesus. 

or even more easy way?

step 1

shots are currently being fired

this made me laugh so hard tbh

allthewonderfulstony:

tinmantonystark:

616 Tony Stark + text post meme

THEY’RE GETTING WORSE! D=

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

humancomputer:

If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

warden: back in MY day we didn't have the ability to jump or ride MOUNTS and i still got the job DONE

I know this neighborhood. I got beat up in that alley and that parking lot…