1. nausicaa82:

    clintbarttons:

    but when will chris evans grab my left boob…..

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    (Source: jasonttodd, via agnt-coulson)

     

  2. lztybrn:

    remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

    (via midnightmoonday)

     
  3. krystal-cage:

    anacondom:

    this is sucriya. she accessorizes her catholic school uniform with a different scarf every day, which every teacher writes her up for. when my principal walked up to her and pointed to her scarf and said “what’s this?” she said 

    "sister, that’s fashion"

    and just walked away

    *snaps fingers in cross formation*

     

  4. leonardbonesy:

    whenever I’m underwater I always touch my hair because there’s no frizz and it’s smooth and flowing and all w h o o s h and that’s why I’m pissed I’m not a fucking mermaid.

    (via gayturians)

     

  5. baracliffords:

    lmao people mock fanfiction but when u think about it some people manage to create novel-length stories that are extremely well written without getting paid and they do it on top of school and work and everything else in their lives just because they love to write and they love the original story or the people they write about like im pretty sure that’s more productive than being the person who is just sat there laughing at it all

    (via midnightmoonday)

     
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  8. agentyorkofficial:

    I heard someone wanted this, so I obliged.

    (via gavinsdiary)

     
  9. evilregal1203:

    Eve is having none of your shit. 

    (Source: raawrme, via theappleppielifestyle)

     

  10. summonerjolan:

    brommunism:

    remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

    That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear

    (via agentcarolinainthemorning)

     
  11. onyeplaysdrums:

    ITS FROM FUCKING JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR

    (Source: inthablue, via midnightmoonday)

     
  12. top-model:

    damn, tyra. you might as well just write “i fuckin hate u” on the paper and give her that.

    (via lucleon)

     
  13. jk5059:

    Team JNPR ❤

    (via gavinsdiary)

     
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