1. shisno:

    miss-nerdgasmz:

    shittywitticisms:

    i know u want dis

    WE ALL KNOW WHO THE PROFESSOR NEEDS TO BE

    (via fuckyeahroosterteethproductions)

     

  2. thestorygirl:

    nightmaresandsexyghouls:

    grim-doll:

    ottermatopoeia:

    mattniskanenseyebrows:

    OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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    OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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    OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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    OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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    OCTOBER IS HERE

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    (via the-meta)

     

  3. "Don’t do things to prove others wrong. Do things to prove yourself right."
    — Hannah Hart (My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut)

    (Source: francesgerwig, via mydrunkkitchen)

     
  4. itsstuckyinmyhead:

    Maple-Freedom-Tea Tumblr Posts photoset #11

    Want to see more?

    American Photoset #12

    Canadian Photoset#10

    (via metis-problems)

     

  5. fallback-laughwithme:

    lesbiangrandmas:

    randomfandomteacher:

    heretical-hypothetical:

    artigosaurus:

    queen-of-dork:

    i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

    debisanacronym1:

    WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

    NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

    IT…

     
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  7. divinedorothy:

    garrus being horrified to discover that hes only actually a rebel by turian standards and would be considered a “huge nerd” and “some kind of hall monitor” by all other cultures

    (Source: demonicdorothy, via gayturians)

     
  8. redgraveconspiracy:

    mercs shaming

    has this been done? this is still a thing right?

    good job you drama queens. years of work down the fucking drain

    i hope it was worth it you goddamned tools

    and another thing: if locus went after the reds and blues and felix took care of wash, they probably would have succeeded

    probably

    (via agentwashinggray)

     
  9. bacoose:

    a-daks:

    it’s like 9th grade picture day all over again

    image

    (via tvckingtons)

     
  10. anomaly1:

    gang0fwolves:

    thecogsofmycranium:

    A’shop

    Holy shit

    wow

    (via lackaday)

     

  11. Reblog and see if you get a color.

    1. PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
    2. FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
    3. GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
    4. RED: I'm in love with you.
    5. PINK: I have a crush on you.
    6. TURQUOISE: You're hot.
    7. CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
    8. TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
    9. BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
    10. ORANGE: I dislike your page.
    11. YELLOW: PLEASE KISS ME!!
    12. WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
    13. GREEN: I find you cute.
    14. BLACK: I would date you.
    15. BROWN: I dislike you
     

  12. pixelcut:

    pixelcut:

    WAIT ONE FUCKING SECOND

    YOU CAN MANIPULATE THE SIZE OF YOUR CHARACTERS ADAMS APPLE

    DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

    CANON TRANS INQUISITORS

    HOW ARE YOU NOT ALL EXCITED ABOUT THIS

    HOW IS THIS NOT THE MOST EXCITING NEWS YOUVE HEARD IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE

    (via agentcarolinainthemorning)

     
  13. aurayafrost:

    Colonel Sarge for President

    (via falling-towards-the-sky)

     

  14. papanorth:

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    here you go g

    (via oh-fuckberries)

     
  15. Tagged #SHOTS FIRED